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I am 25 and from the UK. I like the word 'awesome'. I made my first (bad) edit on 31st March 2005, and have made many more since. Nobody thinks I'm new (not even a 'welcome to wikipedia' message from anyone!) because I am too cool for school and I read before I type.

I started putting things on wikipedia because I felt guilty after taking so much info for research etc. So now I feel I should give something back. 'WikiKarma'? I dunno.

What I like about Wikipedia is that I can find out information on those burning issues that have always bothered me. Like the history of the pencil. Or what Lion-O's sword in Thundercats was called (the Sword of Omens, if you're wondering).

In honour of our Republican friends, this paragraph is right-aligned.
<p align="left">And in honour of Che Guevara, this one is left-aligned. Víva los révelucíon!

I'm a member of the Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgements About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are In Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They are Deletionist. Which is nice. I do, however, differ with my mighty AWWDMBJAWGCAWAIFDSPBATDMTD overlords on the subject of one-line stub school articles, which should all be deleted unless the school is notable. Sadly, the schoolcruft stormtroopers are far too well organised. Must organise a group to fight their foolish and foppish ways.

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Memos to self:

• Turn the Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors page stub into a page universally recognised as the most best page ever on Wikipedia, by Christmas 2007 2009 (n.b. delayed due to priority of shoe polish). There is much work to be done!
• Make shoe polish even more awesome~!
• Food pages should have the ingredients on them. Fact.
• You say 2005 AD, not AD 2005. If you're going to insist on putting the A.D. first (probably because you're a stupid jerk), then the year is AD MMV. And 1998 would be AD MCMLXXXVIII. Stupid roman numerals.
• You don't say x is a band, you say x are a band. Same with any group, sports team, whatever. It's "Manchester United are", not "Manchester United is". Stupid idiots not knowing how to use grammar.
• 'Wikipedia is not a crystal ball' is the most overused and gay argument ever. Although 'wikipedia is not paper' is catching up.